Live-blogging The Box

3:00 Wallpaper.

5:13 Cameron Diaz’s southern accent is kind of creepy.

6:45 Everybody talks real slow and weird-like. Creepy.

8:56 What’s up with that high school kid?

10:13 What’s up with her foot? Sartre?!!

14:54 Creepy.

18:23 I think it’s creepier to see the little digitized gaps in Langella’s profile than to see the digitized wound on his face.

20:23 Creepy music.

25:14 What the fuck?

30:15 What the fuck?

33:13 What the fuck?

43: 24 These people get a lot of nosebleeds.

56:00 What the fuck?

54:02 What the fuck?

1:04:02 What the fuck?

1:08:12 Nose bleed.

1:14:43 What the fuck?

1:23:51 What the fuck?

1:31:12 Creepy.

1:31:40 What the fuck?

1:38:12 What the fuck?

1:42:37 What the fuck?

Credits . . . What the fuck?

(I could rarely make heads or tales of this. It’s batshit crazy. I enjoyed the hell out of it.)

4 thoughts on “Live-blogging The Box

  1. i quite enjoyed the box as well. partly because for some reason i thought jim carrey was in it and i couldn’t figure out when/how he’d turn up.

    best/worst southern accent is still nicolas cage’s in con air.

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