Which of You Motherfuckers Wants to EAT?? Fuck!

Mel – (screaming the whole time)

Why don’t I have a first draft of “The “Maccabees”?

What the fuck have you been doing?

I’ll type it!

— mumbling inaudible —

It’s her!

— mumbling inaudible —

I go to work, you’re getting paid, I’m not! Shit!

I am earning money for a filthy little cocksucker who takes advantage of me!

Just like every motherfucker!

So hurry the fuck up!

(Throwing things, knocking down the totem pole)

Fuck! God!

(Coming up from the billiard room and approaching the table and screaming at the top of his lungs in the face of his guests)

Who wants to eat?! Who the fuck wants to eat?! Go have something to eat! Hurrrrraaaaayyyyyy!

(Screaming)

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuckin’ hate!

Fucking cunt cocksucker whore!

(Very hoarse)

Fuck!

(Screaming as he runs toward the driveway, gets into his car and drives away)

(Sung to the tune of “Over There”)