1. They are good with bombs, beer, and whimsy. Make that and/or.
2. The older they get, the more likely they are to win the lottery. And, it goes without saying, our hearts.
3. Unwed mothers are irascible but firmly loving of their bastard children.
3a. Irish children are filthy.
4. The British are snooty, snotty, and humorless. No need for the and/or. (And, yes, this means you, Howell. And Stokes, if you still peep in.)
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