Double your pleasure, double your fun
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has decided to widen the pool of nominees for Best Picture from 5 to 10. In a similarly radical move, Steve Sexton, head of Churchill Downs Incorporated, has decided to expand the Kentucky Derby to 40 horses.
June 24th, 2009 at 7:01 pm |
Will Kate Winslet be euthanized as expeditiously as Eight Belles when she breaks her ankle rushing up to the podium to recieve an award for her next offering of Quality Twaddle?